So I've been playing with the little dicked lady boys at Mistress Mindy's site for underendowed boys, and I just have to say WOW! Who knew there were so many shrinky dink winkys in the world? No wonder women are kissing other women more and more often! It seems that real men with nice big hard cocks are getting harder and harder (*lol*) to find.
Let's face it guys, size does matter. You don't have to be Ron Jeremy hung, but you should have something I can find easily without a magnifying glass or a microscope. Those of you who have obvious shortcomings know who you are. You've known it since the first locker room incident, when you realized that all the guys around you had...cocks! And yours, sadly, was more like a little tiny clitty. You've known it since you had your very first girlfriend; that sweet and shy girl who laughed out loud the first time she saw it, and promptly ran off to tell all her friends.
Since guys with thumbelina dicks obviously can't be used for what most men with real cocks are intended for, I must get creative and cum up with ways you can serve me. I LOVE money of course, and you should send it to me as penance for being an inferior male with an inch worm peenie. Send gift cards and cash cards to me at MistressAvariceNF@gmail.com Money doesn't buy happiness of course, which is why you should also be buying out my wishlist as often as possible, because everybody knows presents make greedy girls happy!
Other than that, you're pretty useless. You should definitely start wearing panties (not the pretty kind) just in case you get the mistaken idea some girl would actually want to sleep with you. Once she sees the panties and the so-called package inside, well...let's just say you'll probably end up taking her shopping to make up for it.
To recap: If you have a teeny weenie, you need to keep it in your panties and not annoy those of us who are used to having guys with real penises. You need to over-spend to make up for your inadequacies. Send me money. Buy me stuff. Then, call me on Niteflirt so I can laugh at your itsy bitsy dicklette.
~Mistress Avarice
1-800-TO-FLIRT Ext: 0340-5343
A good erotic phone session is like a dance. It's a back and forth, a give and take. One way to guarantee an unsatisfying session is to answer my queries on your interests with "I like anything, Mistress" or "Please dominate me, Ma'am." When I ask you about yourself, tell me. Be open and honest. That will give me a basis with which to begin the seduction and, of course, your inevitable addiction. Tell me about the fact that you're a secret panty sniffer or you dress up in your wife's clothes every afternoon, knowing she could be home at any moment. Tell me about your boot fetish, and the fact that you fantasize about having your cock locked up in a leash, while you're paraded around in front of a group of giggling ladies. Seriously. Tell me.
Does that mean I'm going to be a service top and cater only to your whims? Silly boy…you should know better than that. I'm much too selfish, and it is, of course, all about me! An intelligent Domme learns everything about her submissive boys she possibly can. A good Domme knows things about her boys that they themselves may be unaware of. I take my time to learn these things and I keep them for future use. At times they will be used for your pleasure, and at other times, for mine. The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive, but, they definitely can be!
Another thing to keep in mind for an excellent phone session; remember to speak up! Don't call me when you have to whisper. It may be hot to call me while your wife is asleep next to you, or you're in your office and the secretary might hear, but if I can't hear your fantasy, I can't do it. If you want to have a "no talk" session (with just me doing the talking) set it up with me in advance. Otherwise we're both going to end up frustrated. I personally can't stand to be frustrated.
It's true that there's a lid for every pot, but it's also true that sometimes people just don't click. You may not like my voice (ridiculous notion, isn't it?!) or I may find your fantasy of being dressed up like a naked clown and having a pie in the face a tad silly. That's ok. For whatever reason, sometimes two people just don't have that connection. That doesn't mean serving is not right for you. You have to find the one you connect with. Two Dominas I can highly recommend as I know them personally as friends are Lady Koregan and Milena Rouge. They are smart, sexy, and in control at all times.
Finally, have fun with it. Erotic entertainment is just that: entertainment. Don't be afraid to laugh once in while. (not at me of course, but you know what I mean.) Just because I sometimes hurt you doesn't mean it can't be enjoyable as well. *lol* Be respectful and open to suggestions. Finally, when you call for your erotic phone session, sit back and enjoy the ride. Who knows where it might lead?
~Mistress Avarice
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext: 0339-0707
