Let's face it guys, size does matter. You don't have to be Ron Jeremy hung, but you should have something I can find easily without a magnifying glass or a microscope. Those of you who have obvious shortcomings know who you are. You've known it since the first locker room incident, when you realized that all the guys around you had...cocks! And yours, sadly, was more like a little tiny clitty. You've known it since you had your very first girlfriend; that sweet and shy girl who laughed out loud the first time she saw it, and promptly ran off to tell all her friends.
Since guys with thumbelina dicks obviously can't be used for what most men with real cocks are intended for, I must get creative and cum up with ways you can serve me. I LOVE money of course, and you should send it to me as penance for being an inferior male with an inch worm peenie. Send gift cards and cash cards to me at MistressAvariceNF@gmail.com Money doesn't buy happiness of course, which is why you should also be buying out my wishlist as often as possible, because everybody knows presents make greedy girls happy!
Other than that, you're pretty useless. You should definitely start wearing panties (not the pretty kind) just in case you get the mistaken idea some girl would actually want to sleep with you. Once she sees the panties and the so-called package inside, well...let's just say you'll probably end up taking her shopping to make up for it.
To recap: If you have a teeny weenie, you need to keep it in your panties and not annoy those of us who are used to having guys with real penises. You need to over-spend to make up for your inadequacies. Send me money. Buy me stuff. Then, call me on Niteflirt so I can laugh at your itsy bitsy dicklette.
~Mistress Avarice
1-800-TO-FLIRT Ext: 0340-5343
