Monday, August 29, 2011

Your Shopping List is Ready!

I'm not sure why they call it a wishlist. It basically implies that I may or may not get what it is I want. That's ridiculous.


Anyway, your shopping list is ready. I have items at all price points so that no matter what your station in life, you're still able to spoil your favorite domina. I prefer shiny, glittery things, but there's nothing on the list I don't like.


This does bring up a sensitive point though...if you're not bringing in enough money to properly spoil and pamper your avaristic princess, you really need to look into bringing in more cash. Surely you can get a second job, quit smoking or drinking, skip lunch, and/or sell some things you have lying around you're really not using, such as your bedroom furniture or your television.


You need to tell your wife and/or girlfriend that the two of you will be eating at home exclusively from now on, and that she needs to learn to do her own hair and nails. Everyone needs to have priorities.


I'm making this post short and sweet, because you have shopping to do!


*smoochies*


~Mistress Avarice
1-800-TO-FLIRT  ext: 0339-0707

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